It's not easy being La Presidente and an icon, you have no privacy, your enemies are constantly bothering you with their attacks, there's the constant bickering amongst foreign powers on over who gets the best deals from you.... Life sure sucks.
Can't we all just goddamn get along, seriously I'm doing it and Puerto Queenvara is even richer then the US of A, it has over 200 "Beret dependencies" most of which are in fricking SPACE, I get the best prices for everything including guns, many people want to be under my rule.... Is it really that hard to do what I do? Do we have to really beat the shit out of each other for petty reasons and when it's time to do something we all sit on our pretty asses and do nothing?.......
See this is one of the many reasons I'm and Emo, the others being my mother dying giving birth to me, being shuffled around to world learning all the skills I've got today at the tender age of 12, having annoying pig-headed idiots online who nit-pick problems with me and my rule just 'cause they don't like me, having Martha as a neighbour...
Oh and did I mention the curse of eternal unhappiness that has been put on my family for years? Yeah that one's not helping at all.
Anyway vote for me or else.
And don't nag if things are fine, seriously you're lucky I'm not Martha, she'd personally, torture you, shag you and kill you slowly.
Current Residence: Republica de Puerto Queenvara
deviantWEAR sizing preference: None. I'm too tall to have one, they all expose my midriff and cleavage, just look at my normal tank top (And that one's a large).
Favourite genre of music: Latin American, death metal and videogame music.
Favourite style of art: All. But I prefer propaganda..... SERIOUS propaganda.
Operating System: Windows 7 (Only Masterminds like Dr Vernichtung and the Geeks use Windows 8)
Personal Quote: "Life sucks, get use to it!"